Welcome to the 1st Church of Everything. We are all about meeting your needs, whatever they are and whenever they are needed. We don’t want to offend, confront, upset, or ruffle feathers.
What do we believe in? Well, wouldn’t you like to know? That’s depends, what do you believe in? Let’s start there. No seriously, we try not to get into beliefs too much. That is the kind of stuff that cause churches to split.
Why do we exist? To meet everyone’s expectations all the time. We don’t want to step on anyone’s toes or make anyone feel uncomfortable.
What is our focus? Everything from A-Z. You can’t be the 1st Church of Everything, without having ministries for Everything. We have ministries for dogs, frogs and always lots of fog. We’re not that great at any of them, but we are hoping that the number of ministries will make up for it.
We preach the Old Testament, the New Testament and the Newer Testament (a bunch of our ideas that didn’t fit into either Old or New). The world doesn’t care about the issues in the Newer Testament (the one we made up), but we sure do. And we talk about them a lot.
Share the gospel story each week? We find that people like it better when we just show them how to live a good life. We like to save the gospel message for the big Sundays!
We are the 1st Church of Everything. Whatever you want, we’ve got!
We are the “side-effects” of The 1st Church of Everything? Love to hear your thoughts!