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Top 5 Bogus Youth Ministry Facts

I was reading twitter today and saw a link to an article on false statistics.  Then today I got an e-mail about a crazy awesome baseball catch that saves the life of a woman reporter…. and it’s awesome and a fake.  Both got me thinking.

So, in honor of stats that are bogus and since you likely know that 3 out of 5 statistics are made up on the spot.  Here’s my take on 5 that don’t hold much water but are common place in the youth ministry world.

90% OF TEENS ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW.
No they aren’t.  For every study that says teens are having sex there’s one that will say they’re having less sex.   Yup, some students are sexually active.  All probably wish they were.  But I’m putting my money on the side of regardless what “they say”, most graduates even went home on prom night still in the clothes they left in.

THE AVERAGE YOUTH PASTOR STAYS LESS THAN 2 YEARS.
I hate this statistic not only because I could give you lots of examples where this isn’t true, but mostly because I could give you just as many examples where it was primarily the church’s issue, not the youth pastors.  It might be more accurate to say, “the average church in america” doesn’t want a youth ministry for more than 2 years before they decide to practically and financially rethink it.

WHEREVER 2 OR 3 ARE GATHERED, GOD IS THERE.
I think this might be the most quoted verse in all of youth ministry gatherings.  Students will say it to each other to build up confidence.  Leaders and pastors use it to encourage and to support their view.  But it is not true nor was that the point of the passage in Matthew 18 where Jesus says it.  He was not trying to give us some blanket statistic for every time 3 believers sit in a circle.  Trust me, there are tons of times when 2 or 3 “christians” have gathered together and the Holy Spirit was no where in it and lots of times where they were all alone and God was surely there with them.  Just because 2 or 3 people get together and pray does not mean their decisions were blessed by God.  It just doesn’t. What about those 2 naked students in my first bogus statistic.  Was God in their midst?  Well… that depends on what you mean… I suppose he mighta been there, but I’m not guessing he wasn’t directing their actions.

SENIOR PASTORS AND PARENTS ARE IDIOTS. YOUTH PASTORS ARE NOT.
If you do enough youth ministry and hang around youth pastors long enough, you’ll find that there is no shortage of “you’re not gonna believe this one” stories.  Many of which stem from something your senior pastor or some angry parent said to you.  But despite the stereo types, every youth pastor in the world needs strong pastoral and parental support to do ministry well.  Youth Pastors are not saints any more than parents and senior pastors are demon possessed. [there’s a thousand things I’m not typing here :)] Bottom line is we’d all be better off if we’d quit ranting about the bad apples and started partnering with the healthy ones.

80% OF GRADUATES WILL CHUCK THEIR FAITH.
No they won’t.  And if they did, it’s because 80% never owned it in the first place.  It’s also not because youth ministry is dead.  This is like blaming a divorce on a professional counselor’s inability to fix a couple who came to them with divorce paperwork in hand.  There is way more to a student’s spiritual development than just their hour on sunday or midweek in youth ministry.  Youth ministry might not be dead, but expecting a couple hours in youth group per week in their teen years to change a life for forever… that might be dead.

Got any bogus stats you wanna add?